Team Edward? No! Team Jennifer!

Today has been kind of a boring/relaxing day. Earlier today, Phaedra and I stopped by a discount store to see if we could find any coffee tables. In this store, the clothing is up front, and the household items and sporting goods are in the back. I ventured to the back of the store where I had never ever been before. I was amazed at all they had. I pulled out a few golf clubs and reminisced about playing golf in high school. As I walked closer to the very back of the store, I noticed what I thought was a 2-way mirror. I try to always check myself out in the mirror everytime I walk by one. I was about 30 feet away from it, and I wasn't able to see myself. So, I walked toward it. I STILL didn't see myself in the mirror. By now, I'm walking very quickly to get as close to the mirror as I can so I can figure out what's going on. I got about 5 feet from the mirror...my heart was racing, I could feel myself breathing heavily, my peripheral vision was limited. I COULDN'T SEE MYSELF! WHERE WAS I?! I mean I am literally on the verge of a panic attack. The only thing I could think of was that song by T.I. and Justin Timberlake called "Dead and Gone". Was I dead and gone? Was I a vampire? There was a lady standing in the next aisle over. I looked at her, and then I looked in the mirror and I didn't see her either! After spending a few minutes staring, I saw something move in what I THOUGHT was the 2-way mirror. As it turns out, it was just a big cutout in the wall and you could actually see the warehouse through it. I felt very embarrassed for myself. Really? Really, Jen? On that note, I'm off to bed.